Tell Old Bill Traditional I tell old Bill when he gets home this morning, I tell old Bill when he gets home this evening, I tell old Bill when he gets home, To leave them downtown women alone This morning, this evening, so soon. Now old Bill's wife she was baking bread this morning, Now old Bill's wife she was baking bread this evening, Now old Bill's wife she was baking bread They came and told her Bill was dead This morning, this evening, so soon. Oh no, that can't be so, this morning, Oh no, that can't be so, this evening, Oh no, that can't be so Bill only left for town half an hour ago This morning, this evening, so soon. They brought Bill home on a hurry-up wagon this morning, They brought Bill home on a hurry-up wagon this evening, They brought Bill home on a hurry-up wagon His head was down and his feet were dragging This morning, this evening, so soon.